Execution Souvenirs: Get Your Patriotic Memorabilia!
What's an execution without a little capitalism? Locals capitalized on the historic event by selling
limited-edition execution-themed merchandise.
Popular items included:
- Electric Chair Snow Globes (Shake it up and watch tiny lightning bolts zap the prisoner!)
- Treason Gumbo Hot Sauce (So spicy, it'll make you confess!)
- I Witnessed Justice! T-shirts (Complete with a blank space for you to write in the name of the next guy!)
Even big corporations are cashing in. Walmart released an Execution Day Collection, including
stars-and-stripes handcuffs
anddeath row-themed shot glasses.
"America is all about branding," a marketing expert explained. "And right now, Louisiana's brand is 'Y'all ready for some capital punishment?'"
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The Supreme Court Weighs In: Is Execution Meant to Be This Fun?
Some legal experts have raised a shocking question:
Is it constitutional for an execution to be this much fun?
"Technically, the Eighth Amendment bans cruel and unusual punishment," a Supreme Court analyst noted. "But does that apply if the punishment is more of a party?"
One Justice suggested the Louisiana model could become standard nationwide. "If we're gonna do executions, why not make them entertaining? If Roman gladiators could make it work, so can we."
For now, Louisiana's precedent remains unmatched. And as long as
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no one's really complaining.=======================
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